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Never ones to follow the herd, worstcase.jpg has returned with their most audacious drop yet — the “GOAT Tabis” (Greatest Of All Tabis). Blending surrealist style with barnyard inspiration, this fuzzy-footed creation is equal parts fashion statement and cryptid cosplay.
Set to release May 9, 2025 at 5pm EST, the “GOAT Tabis” features a shaggy faux fur upper that mimics the texture of a mountain goat’s coat, paired with a hoof-like split toe design that leans all the way into the Tabi tradition. It’s wild. Literally.
Black buckled straps secure the pair while a chunky sole gives it a grounded edge — perfect for stomping through city streets or, you know, climbing metaphorical peaks. The yellow hangtag and goat graphic insole stamp the project with worstcase.jpg’s signature humor and attention to detail.
From afar, you might mistake them for a taxidermy experiment. Up close, they’re shockingly wearable. As worstcase.jpg puts it: “When we say GOAT, we mean it.”
Retailing for $60 USD and shipping in specially designed boxes, the “GOAT Tabis” are for anyone ready to channel their inner G.O.A.T. — or just freak out their friends in the best way possible.
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