DRUGS Couture - Fake Kicks = Small D!cks
 Last fall Jordan Brand launched an anti-fake campaign with T-shirts that read “Say No To Fakes” and “Fakes are so Bootleg”, but the campaign didn’t stop the invisible, Sponge-Bob, Fusions from being worn by dudes who thought they were the greatest to walk the halls of the mall.
DRUGS Couture has taken another approach to the issue hitting fellas where it really hurts. Insulting one’s shoe game only damages one who has sneaker integrity, but insulting one’s manhood is sure to make a harder blow (no pun). Ladies, we’re calling on you to help get these guys straight with their sneaker game and you can do so by joining the campaign. The shirts come in 4 colors and are priced at $30. More photos after the jump. |
Drugs Couture - Fake Kicks = Small D!cks
Drugs Couture - Fake Kicks = Small D!cks
Drugs Couture - Fake Kicks = Small Dicks
Drugs Couture - Fake Kicks = Small Dicks
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LOL Manne, those r sum fly azz shirtz!!! I gotta find that for my girl.–
Comment by jwalkn247 — June 11, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
Oh yea 1st comment^^^
Comment by jwalkn247 — June 11, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
only women can wear these shirts,, i really dont care if a kat has fakes, i know wat i wear is all authetic
Comment by jaybentley — June 11, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
HAHAHHAHA!
Isn’t it true the dudes rocking fuggazzis always carry themselves like they got the meanest swagger?!
Ladies do your part! You know that you got the power of the P-U-S-S-Y! word to R Kelley
Comment by Jazzy Jase — June 11, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
LOL!
I like this and that shirt that Prestigious did two years ago “STOP ROCKING FAKE SH!T”
I’d love to see a guy rocking fakes try to go up to a girl and get a number out of her with her wearing this.
Comment by sneakFREAK — June 11, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL…
What next?
Comment by G-Roc — June 11, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
Yo how do i get that shirt?
Comment by queenofapp434 — June 11, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
I’m sorry but that’s lame
Comment by Flatsole — June 11, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
Ahhh imma have to get me one!!! It is true that the dudes wearing fake kicks always have the meanest swagga
Comment by Kila — June 11, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
the shirt is tight loving the statement cuz these bootleggers are getting ridiculous
Comment by illness — June 11, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
i like tha shirts…..but those models are gorgeous
Comment by FearGODnotthem — June 11, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
that just seeled the deal right there…
now im more then sure i will never rock fake kicks…
Comment by FrEsH pRiNcE™ — June 11, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
who the hell rocks fakes?!!! that’s just foul…Even as kid i would rather wear shoes in the park before fakes….
Comment by soloflight22 — June 11, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
okay i have authentic kicks…but is it wrong to buy kicks that look exactly the same as the real…
cuz im thinkin about gettin some spizikes that im sure aren’t real but u couldn’t tell especially because of the fact that its the same colorway as the real ones…
give some feedback….
Comment by VeltBoi92 — June 11, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
last time seen some guy at the mall wearing not one but two fake shoes at the same time. he had some light blue fusions 12 on the left foot and some red fusions 12 on the right foot and he was telling the people he was with, “oh yeah i had to wear this shirt cuz it match these shoe.” thinking now that guy could probably have had a fake shirt too.
Comment by that guy — June 11, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
TO VELTBOI92…..FAKES ARE A NO GO MA. JUST SAY NO. WHETHER THEY LOOK LIKE AUTHENTICS OR JUST PLAIN FOO-FOO DONT GET THEM. IF YOU CANT AFFORD THEM OR DONT WANT TO PUT UP THE MONEY THEY ARENT FOR YOU NO DISRESPECT BUT THERE’S ALWAYS STARBERRY’S LMAO….NASTY NAJ OVER AND OUT
THIS WAY>>>>>>>>>>>>
Comment by Nasty_Naj — June 11, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
i would piss off alot of guys with this shrit.
Comment by MizzDette — June 11, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
I think it’s a dope concept, and the shirt would work well on the right chick. But it would only be marginally effective. Why? Because most of the time, dudes that rock fakes don’t even know that they’re wearing them. Some cats will argue all day that their Jamaican IV’s or Cement Print VII’s are the real deal. They’d see these shirts and laugh, not even realizing that they the butt of the joke. Awareness is key. And yes, the models are BAD!
Comment by K1000 — June 11, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
okay i have authentic kicks…but is it wrong to buy kicks that look exactly the same as the real…
cuz im thinkin about gettin some spizikes that im sure aren’t real but u couldn’t tell especially because of the fact that its the same colorway as the real ones…
give some feedback….
Comment by VeltBoi92 — June 11, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
^^^ hang yourself…
Comment by nikeindabutt — June 11, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
that’s right boys, get ya kicks game tight cuz if it isn’t, we’ll know…
VeltBoi92 go ahead and cop but any girl would prefer you keep it real, cuz you obviously feel you need to perpetrate
Comment by mooch — June 11, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
i like it i think its true. because i have a bick dingaling lawlz. big one for my age of course. i wish they had one for men of some type.
Comment by sneakerhead3 — June 11, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
Dope
Comment by abelino — June 11, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
oh they should have chicks with TeTO BIGGIES not checker boards
Comment by abelino — June 11, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LMAO, Yo it is so freakin true, i seen mad people wearin fakes with this crazy swagger like they own the place.
Comment by BrooklynzBoyz — June 11, 2008 @ 3:34 pm
Oh and yeah those models are just…….WOW….. Im feelin all of ‘em except the last one.
Comment by BrooklynzBoyz — June 11, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
im gettin 1 for my girl
Comment by dd — June 11, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
TO THE PERSON ASKING IF HE SHULD GET FAKE KICKS…….PLEASE DONT EVER POST A COMMENT ON THIS OR ANY OTHER WEBSITE AGAIN…..EVER..LOL. AND TO THE ONE WHO SAID THE SHIRT WAS LAME…SNIFF SNIFF…I SMELL FAKES IN HIS CLOSET!!
Comment by 716'sfinest — June 11, 2008 @ 5:15 pm
yo that last one looks like thing 1 and thing 2 from Flavor of love.Yea them other models is fine tho.
Comment by MacMan92 — June 11, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
are the models included?nice shirts f**k fakes
Comment by raul — June 11, 2008 @ 6:25 pm
ooooooooooooooh, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, lol
Those are some nice shirts. Only the lady’s can wear those.
Comment by lcsupa — June 11, 2008 @ 6:42 pm
yo i gotta find a girl to give this too lol. and shorty with the stealths can EXTRA get it.
Comment by lilrip133 — June 11, 2008 @ 6:44 pm
UGLY MODELS!
Comment by THE REALLEST — June 11, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
id cop if i was a girl
Comment by deeznuts — June 11, 2008 @ 7:13 pm
i agree with flatsole…this shirt is lame.
if my dude got this for me, id put him on timeout! why would i pay for something i could make myself?! after two plus years of tshirts about the wrongness of fake kicks…lets move on to making another statement
cause i know plenty of sneaker heads with small dicks…
plus i cant support a company called “drugs couture” with clothes that are neither dope OR high fashion
NEXT!
Comment by sneakerchicknumerouno — June 11, 2008 @ 7:14 pm
NICE SHIRTS I WISH CHICKS AT MY JOB COULD WEAR THESE AT WORK. ONE DUDE IS ROCKING A FAKE PAIR OF FUSIONS.AND 2 MORE ARE ROCKIN FAKE JORDANS. MAYBE THIS WOULD HELP CHANGE THERE FAKE SOUL
Comment by big_brown_3_crowns — June 11, 2008 @ 8:20 pm
I like the shirts. Good idea but dudes with fakes do think that the kicks the got r the realest and most exclusive. LOL. So they won’t get it
Comment by Austin — June 11, 2008 @ 8:50 pm
lmaooooooooo i like dat i should cop me 1…
Comment by Queen — June 11, 2008 @ 8:54 pm
This is a dope concept. It’s time that women have their say in the world of this “Fake Kicks” era that we’re in. They usually just have shirts expressing thoughts on fakes for men.
By the way, I need to find out who model #2 is (in pics 2 & 3)… she’s pretty fly and I’m digging that third pic!
LOL @ VeltBoi92 - under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is “okay” to buy a fake. Never has been, never will be. Do us a favor & don’t post here anymore or ANY OTHER sneaker site.
And to flatsole, seems to me you’ve been hit below the belt with this theme or something. Guilty? LMAO!
Comment by Darneezy — June 11, 2008 @ 9:17 pm
I can prove dat theory wrong, even though I don’t wear fakez! lol
Comment by Dynamic — June 11, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
This is hilarrriouss hahahaha. Tight shirt.
Comment by Qui"Highflyer" — June 11, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
I like the girls yo
Comment by $J — June 11, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
yo comment 28 is on point..i was here busting my head trying to figure out where the chick was from…
Comment by mexiking — June 11, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
MacMan92 & mexiking, that is NOT Thing 1 nor Thing 2.
Only thing SIMILAR to those hoodrats is the weave with the bangs.
That chick ain’t even HALF as ugly as those chicks.
Comment by Darneezy — June 12, 2008 @ 1:15 am
^ nope but she sho is trying
Comment by that guy — June 12, 2008 @ 10:22 am
HEY THEY NEED ONE TO SAY DUDES WITH REAL KICKS GET ALL THE CHICKS LIKE ME!!!!!!!!
Comment by GHOST 3000......Dungeon Family — June 12, 2008 @ 10:28 am
these shirts tripp..not sayin i wear fake shoes neva had too you feel me stay wit some exclusive’s…straight from da mall.. but it aint just dudes that be wearing fake kicks it be FEMALES too.. stop wearing fake kicks
Comment by swagg boi — June 12, 2008 @ 10:53 am
geese and the whole time i thought my family genes left us me with the small d!ck, now i kno why mines so small!
Comment by the real ghost 3000....dungeon family — June 12, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Got nothing to say about the shirts and models. Though it will break necks. So ladies, make sure your kick game is tight when you rock one of these. *lol*
As for the posers and lames rockin’ fakes like they ’speet hot fi-yah!’:
Get ya weight up. Get tha b*tch out ya system. Stop acting like you have ’swagger’. The only thing you ’speet’ is hot grabage…
Yes, GRABage!
Can’t stand fakes and the fakes that wear ‘em…
Comment by Mr. Willson — June 12, 2008 @ 11:55 am
Yiszur! This shirt would mos def breaks some necks. Ladies, make sure your kick game is on point when you rockin’ one of these. *lol*
As for the ‘fakes’ who wear ‘fakes’: Get ya weight up and get the b*itch out ya system. YOU DO NOT HAVE SWAGGER. YOU HAVE GRABAGE!
Yes, GRABage!!!
Comment by Mr. Willson — June 12, 2008 @ 11:58 am
I’m just wondering…..did a 12 year old make this shirt? That top is so wack, it’s disgusting. I’m down for the LADIES to represent the shoe game, but I would straight up take a chick as a joke if she wore some moron ish like that. gimme a break
Comment by TechNutt — June 12, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
And those models aint hot, either…..sorry but y’all got some poor tastes….not hatin, just saying.
Comment by TechNutt — June 12, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
Weak… smh…
Comment by grizz8884 — June 12, 2008 @ 6:27 pm
that guy LOL @ having a hairstyle, similar to a nobody (pretty much), meaning you’re “trying” to be like someone. That hairstyle’s been around before you all and myself, even knew of a “Thing 1″ & “Thing 2.”
Comment by Darneezy — June 12, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
These tees go for $30 a pop? How are you supposed to stop fake kicks if it would take this much to tell ‘em some weak ass quote? Nobody would waste their money just to say fake kicks suck. At least drop the price to $10
Comment by atomic sushi — June 13, 2008 @ 7:39 am
?????????
Comment by "Tha MackTastic G" — June 13, 2008 @ 10:53 am
ha ha ha
Comment by flysociety305 — June 13, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
ha ha ha funny
Comment by flysociety305 — June 13, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
haha dese shirts are nice. mad funny 2. gotta cop one 4 ma girl.
PS- dat means i got a big dick haha
Comment by JC — June 14, 2008 @ 6:14 am
those r nice and hilarious
Comment by greenmaker24 — June 14, 2008 @ 8:20 am
Funny but when I see fake sh!t that looks beeter that sh!t at footlocker,finishline,etc…. I think hmmmmmmm?????? Is it the hot pink and shinny sakeskin leather that makes them real? Or the $185 price tag that makes them real? Or the fact that no play basketball in them anymore, theyre all worried about the shirt that going to match their hot pink snakeskin fusion AF1xJordanxLebronx360 shoes.
Comment by justd3rd — June 19, 2008 @ 10:24 am
Funny but when I see fake sh!t that looks better that sh!t at footlocker,finishline,etc…. I think hmmmmmmm?????? Is it the hot pink and shinny sakeskin leather that makes them real? Or the $185 price tag that makes them real? Or the fact that no one play basketball in them anymore, theyre all worried about the shirt that going to match their hot pink snakeskin fusion AF1xJordanxLebronx360 shoes.
Comment by justd3rd — June 19, 2008 @ 10:26 am
F… THE SHIRTS SHORTY WITH THE CURLS IS BANGING!!!! LOL BUT YEAH SAY HELL NO TO FAKES
Comment by lou — July 8, 2008 @ 4:52 pm