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“A Bathing Rape” Parody T-shirts by Aesthetics.

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Clothing isn’t our thing, but these T-shirts were a little too funny to pass up. Whether you like A Bathing Ape or not, you can’t deny that the company is making huge money. On these T-shirts made by Aesthetics, the Ape is holding wads of cash he probably got from selling a little hype beast a $600 hoody or $300 sneakers. Whatever the case, the T-shirt definately deserves a few laughs. Pics thanks to SlamXHype.
Category: Bape Stas August 28, 2006

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63 Comments »

  1. haha thats true people are soo caught up in the hype that they dont notice how much money there wasting id rather buy the defining moments paackage for 700 then buy a hoody for the same price its ridiculous

    Comment by michael — August 28, 2006 @ 6:09 pm

  2. hilarious!

    Comment by flatsole — August 28, 2006 @ 6:39 pm

  3. wtf

    Comment by lebron — August 28, 2006 @ 6:42 pm

  4. dats funny but bathing ape is still raw

    Comment by -tha R.M.B — August 28, 2006 @ 6:43 pm

  5. hell yea micheal dats wuts up bapes got sum fruity azz colors

    Comment by je$u$ — August 28, 2006 @ 7:22 pm

  6. stop hating pple,hate it or love if they charge a million dollars is their biz,if ya dun wanna cope from em,keep it 2 yaself u digg

    Comment by wezz — August 28, 2006 @ 7:39 pm

  7. THEY NOTHING SPECIAL… DIDNT MAKE ME LAUGH

    Comment by Mac Boney — August 28, 2006 @ 8:04 pm

  8. i bet ya nike is behind dis,haters

    Comment by wezz — August 28, 2006 @ 8:15 pm

  9. mad fake bapes i got caught to so bapes will all was be wack in my book. fake uptowns high prices for what but waste your bread if u want to its your money holla. p.s the shirt is funny

    Comment by Duane — August 28, 2006 @ 9:53 pm

  10. just some haters

    Comment by cornell — August 28, 2006 @ 9:56 pm

  11. That’s The Truth They Jerkin Yall And Makin Money Off Nike Design. That’s Good They Need To Be Exposed.

    Comment by Koofie Smacker — August 29, 2006 @ 3:28 am

  12. reguardless of the price becasue they are high… u cant lie the customer is being raped real nice… ova sum hype….even their skullies and caps are 100+

    Comment by C.A.B — August 29, 2006 @ 11:24 am

  13. love the t-shirt and its true bape cost madd $$$

    Comment by Koofie smacker is Pu$$y — August 29, 2006 @ 11:38 am

  14. Personally, I think Bapes is kiddie clothing for adults, The colors and patterns are things you’d see a 5 year old wear. the fact that people are still willing to pay a bill for a hat just makes it worse. So yeah the t’s are tight and they make their point

    Comment by Michael Cartier — August 29, 2006 @ 1:11 pm

  15. Get out of a haters place. Give nigo the respect he deserves. He’s been in the game for 10 years plus and came up with an innovative and different design for a sneaker (and speaking on cultural terms!!in Japan !! Where the norm is something nigo most deffinantly defied. For that reason alone nigo and a bathing ape should have way more respect than it does now. But reasoning with reason most of the people who are complaining about the price definatly can’t afford it.

    Comment by aerosoul prophet — August 29, 2006 @ 7:13 pm

  16. Hmmm…I can’t afford it, or I’m just not gullable enough to believe that buying a $500 hoodie will make me cool…”AEROSOUL PROPHET,” you decide…

    Comment by Speaking Real Words — August 29, 2006 @ 8:22 pm

  17. first of all who ever said that bape stuff cost $300 and $600 dollas dont know what dey talkin bout they really cost $24,000 and $50,000 people on the streets are buying fakes. well anyway i like bapes stuff they cute.

    Comment by PBODY — August 29, 2006 @ 8:46 pm

  18. tsk wateva
    i like bapes personnally
    but i dont have any
    y u ask?
    because it is a bathing rape!!!

    i mean seriously, the shoes r real nice and all but 300 dollas for friggin sneakas?
    thats wak

    *She cried out “Oh My God. Is that a Black Card?” I turned around and replied “Why yes, but i prefer the term African American Express.”

    Comment by nishan — August 29, 2006 @ 9:26 pm

  19. bapes are biter shoes make your own lane dont bite come on this is the rap culture and u lames can’t see that bapes are shiny fake uptowns enough is enough already do u be orginal holla ps i bought the fake bapes for my little cousin

    Comment by Duane — August 29, 2006 @ 9:34 pm

  20. The reasons Bape products are so expensive is because of two reasons.! 1. They are made in limited quantities .. 2. They are imported from Asia. NUFF SAID

    Comment by DONER wash heights NYC — August 30, 2006 @ 10:06 am

  21. Im feeling the shirt it makes perfect sense, i wouldnt spend 600 dollars on a dam piece of cloth, ima take some acrylic paint and drw it myself! Besides bathing ape is a rip off, i rather pay that money on Jordans, at least they been around before i was born and its a good investment

    Comment by Yung Hustla — August 30, 2006 @ 12:43 pm

  22. Doner…Nike also imports from Asia. The shirt speaks the truth. Bapes are too expensive and are bad quality

    Comment by Rob — August 30, 2006 @ 5:14 pm

  23. i juz got back from da mall man guess wut i got i got me sum bathin apes i got me sum bathin apes i got i got me sum bathin apes ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Comment by je$u$ — August 30, 2006 @ 5:57 pm

  24. A RAPESTA! man the shirt speaks the truth but Bapes are still fly

    Comment by snowman ( the mayor) — September 2, 2006 @ 1:22 am

  25. man bape are getteing money by the second now days the shoes ive warmed up to but this people save yo scrilla

    Comment by charles — September 8, 2006 @ 4:10 pm

  26. man i agree w/ all of y’all those shoes r expensive nd i ain’t evn workin yet
    they still nice tho but it’s a total air force design jus tht it ain’t the same company name,same colors or sign

    Comment by Withny — September 8, 2006 @ 9:51 pm

  27. Haha where can you get one of those?

    Comment by Zeus — September 13, 2006 @ 12:38 am

  28. the bathing rape,the rapesta or rape sta people are going to by what they want and if u wear rape i mean bape ur still flty as ever.

    Comment by money shot king — September 13, 2006 @ 7:03 pm

  29. S0N N0T FUNNY!!!!
    BAPE IZ CRACK
    WHEN I F1ND 0UT WH0 DID DIIZ
    IMA BURY DEM 6 FEET DEEP
    ADD ME AT
    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/WWWMYSPACECOMFERNANDO0

    Comment by CKRABKILLA — September 15, 2006 @ 7:45 pm

  30. One of my pet peeves is people wearin BAPE anything cuz i know its fake. Ppl wastin their money on fakes that cost 300+ dollars. That makes no sense. And almost everyone including me cant afford real BAPE gear. Shirt $7500, Real BAPE sneakers $11500, BAPE HOODIE $21000 and you can only buy the real gear those at a BAPE store. And they only got 2 of those in the U.S. (New York and L.A.) So I mean if u buy em buy em, do what you wanna do. Im just spittin knowledge.

    Comment by Smooth — September 15, 2006 @ 9:22 pm

  31. yea yea bapes is hot nd all but but 500=jeans 300=sneakers nd 600=hoodie hell no… id rather buy some pradas bape is ridiculous…… man da onlii way im buyin bape is if im filthy rich $$$$$

    Comment by f2dnike — September 16, 2006 @ 1:27 pm

  32. son comment 30 and 31 need 2 st0p runnin dey m0uth
    im rich
    and i lyke buyin bape iight
    s0 st0p playa hatin
    and h0p 0f ma swagga
    ~1~

    Comment by CKRABKILLA — September 16, 2006 @ 11:19 pm

  33. every body knows bapes are just knock off air force ones they will never be as popular tho

    Comment by game — September 19, 2006 @ 9:10 pm

  34. BAPES ARE KINDA A RIP OFF CAUSE THEY SO MUCH MONEY BUT THE COLORS THEY GOT ARE FRESH AND DIFFERENT BUT IT’S SIMPLE PEOPLE IF U DONT LIKE THEM DONT COP UM IF U TOO POOR TO BUY OR JUST THINK THEY LOOK LIKE AIR FORCE ONES WHICH IS TRUE DONT BUY UM BUT IF U LIKE THEM ROCK WITH UM AND SUPPORT THE BRAND IF U DONT JUST LEAVE THEM ON THE SHELF BUT BAPES WILL NEVER GET NIKEY’S LEVEL SO KEEP IT MOVIN

    Comment by TOO BAD — September 23, 2006 @ 1:09 pm

  35. uh… iono where you guys get your info on the prices. Regular bapestas run for 180. Special ones like chompers or marvels can run up to 250. Don’t hate just if you can’t afford it. Why is it so important to you guys what other people wear? Rock what you want and just stfu.

    Comment by David — September 27, 2006 @ 12:58 pm

  36. u guys stop bi**hin if u a real bozz u will pay 500 on a hoodie yadida its nothin

    Comment by the boss — October 5, 2006 @ 1:01 pm

  37. jonny

    Comment by jonny — October 14, 2006 @ 2:38 am

  38. Why are yall paying so much for bape hoodies and shoes I know where to get them cheaper than like $500 i mean c’mon bapes only coss around 280 yall are getting ripped off ya heard me.

    Comment by Jon — October 23, 2006 @ 10:58 pm

  39. wher can i get one of these shirts @

    Comment by sean — October 24, 2006 @ 2:21 pm

  40. what are people talking about there are 200 to 400 hundrad people i went to the bape store in manthattan

    Comment by micheal — November 8, 2006 @ 9:55 pm

  41. what are people talking about there are 200 to 400 hundrad people i went to the bape store in manthattan

    Comment by jose cruz — November 8, 2006 @ 9:56 pm

  42. this shirt is genius… bape is wack period… and maybe some of u people live in idaho or kansas or virginia or somethin and got ya minds all messed up but im from new york and i know that bape shoes cost around 250 to 350 not 11500 or wateva the hell u was sayin, a t-shirt is like 90 and a hoody about 300 so get it right or shut the hell up and keep farming

    Comment by nicer than you — December 17, 2006 @ 8:25 pm

  43. the shirt is so fcuking gay

    Comment by Melik Johnson — January 24, 2007 @ 9:42 am

  44. Its funny how people hate on bape, and try to convince themselves that spending money on anything else, like jordans, is a better investment. Its all the same, bottom line is that their shoes, u like em, buy it, cant afford em dont buy em, or save up if u really want it. But spending 300 on bape kicks or jordan kicks is the same ish.

    Comment by Joe Sizlack — February 27, 2007 @ 7:20 pm

  45. dumba$$ bape stuff inst thousands of dollars its called yen, yea well i know ur momy didnt teach you about other countries only the racial slurs u hear, but there is a place called japan where bape is mainly located and i mean since u are so busy sucking of ur dad u wouldnt know how to convert yen to dollars which for every dollar it is about 178 yen which means that stuff u said that was $24,000 is really about 135 dollars so u need to chck your facts before you go on a heroin raid and turn people off to bape B!TCH!!!

    Comment by Crispi — March 14, 2007 @ 7:13 pm

  46. dumba$$ bape stuff inst thousands of dollars its called yen, yea well i know ur momy didnt teach you about other countries only the racial slurs u hear, but there is a place called japan where bape is mainly located and i mean since u are so busy sucking off ur dad u wouldnt know how to convert yen to dollars which for every dollar it is about 178 yen which means that stuff u said that was $24,000 is really about $135 so u need to chck your facts before you go on a heroin raid and turn ppl off to bape a$$hole

    Comment by Crispi — March 14, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

  47. bape stuff inst thousands of dollars its called yen, yea well i know ur momy didnt teach you about other countries only the racial slurs u hear, but there is a place called japan where bape is mainly located and i mean since u are so busy sucking of ur dad u wouldnt know how to convert yen to dollars which for every dollar it is about 178 yen which means that stuff u said that was $24,000 is really about $135 so u need to chck your facts before you go on a heroin raid and turn ppl off to bape

    Comment by Crispi — March 14, 2007 @ 7:16 pm

  48. some of these people commenting are real morons. YOU CAN BUY AN AUTHENTIC BAPE HOODY FOR $600 IN THE BAPE STORE IN NEW YORK CITY FOR CHRIST’S SAKE YOU IDIOTS. I HAVE BEEN THERE. KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BEFORE YOU SAY IT. IF YOU ARE SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON BAPE SNEAKERS AND HOODIES YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAVE UP FOR A GUN AND A BULLET AND GET RID OF YOUR FOOLISH SELF!

    Comment by uz a foo — March 28, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

  49. hahahahahahahhaha, i agree with that guy ^^

    Comment by Sherpa — April 4, 2007 @ 4:33 am

  50. {links30}

    Comment by party guy — April 30, 2007 @ 10:52 am

  51. hahahaha #48 thats a karzy comment

    Comment by marcus — June 7, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

  52. gino green global a whiteT-ee and some j’s

    Comment by Bugmac1128 — June 8, 2007 @ 12:25 pm

  53. babes, evisu, and stuff like that is imported stuff the is taxed but if i was balling i would not hesitate throwin down multiple hundreds for nice lookin stuff

    Comment by Bugmac1128 — June 8, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

  54. Babes and evisus are fresh but for the real ballers

    Comment by Bugmac1128 — June 8, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

  55. babes r fresh just taxed u can loo

    k fresh without spending thousands

    Comment by Bugmac1128 — June 8, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

  56. bugmac is right i think there are a lot of namebrands out there that ppl can aford

    Comment by david — June 15, 2007 @ 5:57 pm

  57. DEM iS SOAkeddd

    Comment by Anabel — July 9, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

  58. tram-1978

    Comment by Luk — July 9, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

  59. AHAAA,
    :] tH0SE SHiRTSz MAy bE EXPENSiVE
    BUt iT W0RtH iT..(;

    Comment by mondi — July 18, 2007 @ 4:35 pm

  60. Umm u guys are kinda not from NY or LA so you don’t have a bape store round ur area 2 make comments…I live n NYC soho is onli like 30mins away so I’m there often http://www.myspace.com/flyguynae I’m a BAPE ADDICT and I’m only 15 real bapes are onli $180 to $210 so you’re all wrong. Bape jeans are $235 to $400 and the hoodies are $400 to $600 if you ever come 2 ny just holla @ me ill have no problem takin you 2 91 greenst(the location of the bape store) I LOVE BAPE!!!!www.myspace.com/flyguynae ull see how much bape I rock

    Comment by flyguynae — August 11, 2007 @ 4:03 am

  61. bapes is aite but instead of droppin like 300 on a pair of bapes id rather cop some p’s or and a bill and cop some gucci shoes or two pairs of j’s or nikes but if you like Bapes and u got the bread there’s no reason not to cop

    Comment by ZzzZZZzZZzZZzzZ — August 12, 2007 @ 9:21 am

  62. bathin apes are better den af1’s,kingz any uf dattt shyttt aiiight ….

    Comment by dynasty j (DJ) — August 29, 2007 @ 12:03 pm

  63. that shirt is sooooooooooooo nice

    Comment by jeefcuk_91 — September 11, 2007 @ 2:10 am

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