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Nike Shoe Porn Tee

Nike Shoe Porn Tee

While we have heard some readers refer to our site as “Shoe Porn”, Nike illustrates it full frontal on a new T-shirt. Properly titled “Shoe Porn”, the T-shirt graphic depicts an Air Max 90 doing doggie to an Air Max 2009. With pixelated blur over the bumped uglies, the shirt passes for PG-13, but to refute even the most innocent, below the graphic the XXX

rating is spelled out in a creative way of MAXXX Air.

Sneaker culture’s love for shoes is beyond what many can comprehend, but this shirt takes the phrase “That Ain’t Right” to a new level. The Nike Shoe Porn Tee is now available at Eastbay for $28.

Nike Shoe Porn Tee

Nike Shoe Porn Tee

Comments

  1. GEAUX SAINTS! says:

    very clever. nike been pushing the limits lately

  2. GEAUX SAINTS! says:

    very clever. nike been pushing the limits lately.

  3. airjordan8403 says:

    so will the baby be a fusion?

  4. superflyvalentin says:

    creative i like it

  5. Kurt says:

    worst shirt they’v ever made. TERRIBLE.

  6. Destrukt says:

    It should have a Jordan and an af1 on the front and a fusion on the back with the caption, “why cousins shouldn’t fukk”

  7. LMNOP says:

    a 20 yr old on a 1 yr old, nike you sick b*st*rds, shame on you.

  8. MrGeoNerd says:

    IDK if I would wear this shirt not a huge fan really I thinks its kind of creative…. sorta

    @LMNOP when u think about it that way yeah its a pretty crazy tee must admit if that is what they were doing then its kind of creative and pushing the limits slightly
    @Destrukt if that shirt gets designed I will gladly wear it!

  9. skunk SB says:

    lmnop…thats classic. good idea for the shirt but i would have changed the shoes if i had the say so.

  10. ? says:

    AND THEN THEY GAVE BIRTH TO A HEALTHY BABY CHARLES BARKLEY SHOE YOU KNOW 2 UGLY PPL MAKE PRETTY KIDS RIGHT? LOL

  11. Spradley says:

    @LMNOP
    lmao….that was 2 funny

  12. 12t says:

    I would have likes this shirt more had it been a pesto and a dunk low with a color mash-up dunkesto on the back.

  13. alexval2121 says:

    Id rock this in a black t

  14. RETRO8S says:

    what’s up with Nike and sending all these dirty messages to kids?? first the skunk joints with the pocket for drugs and now these?? what’s up nike!

  15. brian says:

    Im surprised nike would do this.

  16. DAVE JEFF says:

    IT’S FUNNY THAT THE PHLI BRAND OUT OF CHICAGO HAS BEEN USING THE TERM “SHOE PORN” FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS.. HUMMMM….GUY’S IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR APPAREL HOLLA @ YOUR BOY……

  17. nice says:

    i have not a heard a stupider description than shoe porn… wow sneakerhead simpin at its finest

  18. DAPO-DAVINCI says:

    cool…simple sells

  19. zeeshan says:

    Badd ass loll.

  20. L.4.D.G. says:

    LMNOP is sooooo stupid (as in funny) lmbo! Lol, but I am too surprised, this isn’t something I’d expect from Nike.