DRUGS Couture – Fake Kicks = Small D!cks

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Drug Couture - Fake Kicks Small DicksLast fall Jordan Brand launched an anti-fake campaign with T-shirts that read “Say No To Fakes” and “Fakes are so Bootleg”, but the campaign didn’t stop the invisible, Sponge-Bob, Fusions from being worn by dudes who thought they were the greatest to walk the halls of the mall.

DRUGS Couture has taken another approach to the issue hitting fellas where it really hurts. Insulting one’s shoe game only damages one who has sneaker integrity, but insulting one’s manhood is sure to make a harder blow (no pun). Ladies, we’re calling on you to help get these guys straight with their sneaker game and you can do so by joining the campaign. The shirts come in 4 colors and are priced at $30. More photos after the jump.

Drugs Couture - Fake Kicks Small Dicks
Drugs Couture – Fake Kicks = Small D!cks

Drugs Couture - Fake Kicks Small Dicks
Drugs Couture – Fake Kicks = Small D!cks

Drugs Couture - Fake Kicks Small Dicks
Drugs Couture – Fake Kicks = Small Dicks

Drugs Couture - Fake Kicks Small Dicks
Drugs Couture – Fake Kicks = Small Dicks

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63 Comments on "DRUGS Couture – Fake Kicks = Small D!cks"

  1. Jazzy Jase

    HAHAHHAHA!

    Isn’t it true the dudes rocking fuggazzis always carry themselves like they got the meanest swagger?!

    Ladies do your part! You know that you got the power of the P-U-S-S-Y! word to R Kelley

  2. sneakFREAK

    LOL!

    I like this and that shirt that Prestigious did two years ago “STOP ROCKING FAKE SH!T”

    I’d love to see a guy rocking fakes try to go up to a girl and get a number out of her with her wearing this.

  3. soloflight22

    who the hell rocks fakes?!!! that’s just foul…Even as kid i would rather wear shoes in the park before fakes….

  4. VeltBoi92

    okay i have authentic kicks…but is it wrong to buy kicks that look exactly the same as the real…

    cuz im thinkin about gettin some spizikes that im sure aren’t real but u couldn’t tell especially because of the fact that its the same colorway as the real ones…

    give some feedback….

  5. that guy

    last time seen some guy at the mall wearing not one but two fake shoes at the same time. he had some light blue fusions 12 on the left foot and some red fusions 12 on the right foot and he was telling the people he was with, “oh yeah i had to wear this shirt cuz it match these shoe.” thinking now that guy could probably have had a fake shirt too.

  6. Nasty_Naj

    TO VELTBOI92…..FAKES ARE A NO GO MA. JUST SAY NO. WHETHER THEY LOOK LIKE AUTHENTICS OR JUST PLAIN FOO-FOO DONT GET THEM. IF YOU CANT AFFORD THEM OR DONT WANT TO PUT UP THE MONEY THEY ARENT FOR YOU NO DISRESPECT BUT THERE’S ALWAYS STARBERRY’S LMAO….NASTY NAJ OVER AND OUT ;) THIS WAY>>>>>>>>>>>>

  7. K1000

    I think it’s a dope concept, and the shirt would work well on the right chick. But it would only be marginally effective. Why? Because most of the time, dudes that rock fakes don’t even know that they’re wearing them. Some cats will argue all day that their Jamaican IV’s or Cement Print VII’s are the real deal. They’d see these shirts and laugh, not even realizing that they the butt of the joke. Awareness is key. And yes, the models are BAD!

  8. nikeindabutt

    okay i have authentic kicks???but is it wrong to buy kicks that look exactly the same as the real???

    cuz im thinkin about gettin some spizikes that im sure aren???t real but u couldn???t tell especially because of the fact that its the same colorway as the real ones???

    give some feedback???.

    Comment by VeltBoi92 ??? June 11, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

    ^^^ hang yourself…

  9. mooch

    that’s right boys, get ya kicks game tight cuz if it isn’t, we’ll know…

    VeltBoi92 go ahead and cop but any girl would prefer you keep it real, cuz you obviously feel you need to perpetrate

  10. sneakerhead3

    i like it i think its true. because i have a bick dingaling lawlz. big one for my age of course. i wish they had one for men of some type.

  11. BrooklynzBoyz

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    LMAO, Yo it is so freakin true, i seen mad people wearin fakes with this crazy swagger like they own the place.

  12. 716'sfinest

    TO THE PERSON ASKING IF HE SHULD GET FAKE KICKS…….PLEASE DONT EVER POST A COMMENT ON THIS OR ANY OTHER WEBSITE AGAIN…..EVER..LOL. AND TO THE ONE WHO SAID THE SHIRT WAS LAME…SNIFF SNIFF…I SMELL FAKES IN HIS CLOSET!!

  13. lcsupa

    ooooooooooooooh, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, lol
    Those are some nice shirts. Only the lady’s can wear those.

  14. i agree with flatsole…this shirt is lame.

    if my dude got this for me, id put him on timeout! why would i pay for something i could make myself?! after two plus years of tshirts about the wrongness of fake kicks…lets move on to making another statement

    cause i know plenty of sneaker heads with small dicks…

    plus i cant support a company called “drugs couture” with clothes that are neither dope OR high fashion

    NEXT!

  15. big_brown_3_crowns

    NICE SHIRTS I WISH CHICKS AT MY JOB COULD WEAR THESE AT WORK. ONE DUDE IS ROCKING A FAKE PAIR OF FUSIONS.AND 2 MORE ARE ROCKIN FAKE JORDANS. MAYBE THIS WOULD HELP CHANGE THERE FAKE SOUL

  16. Austin

    I like the shirts. Good idea but dudes with fakes do think that the kicks the got r the realest and most exclusive. LOL. So they won’t get it

  17. This is a dope concept. It’s time that women have their say in the world of this “Fake Kicks” era that we’re in. They usually just have shirts expressing thoughts on fakes for men.

    By the way, I need to find out who model #2 is (in pics 2 & 3)… she’s pretty fly and I’m digging that third pic!

    LOL @ VeltBoi92 – under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is “okay” to buy a fake. Never has been, never will be. Do us a favor & don’t post here anymore or ANY OTHER sneaker site.

    And to flatsole, seems to me you’ve been hit below the belt with this theme or something. Guilty? LMAO!

  18. MacMan92 & mexiking, that is NOT Thing 1 nor Thing 2.
    Only thing SIMILAR to those hoodrats is the weave with the bangs.

    That chick ain’t even HALF as ugly as those chicks.

  19. these shirts tripp..not sayin i wear fake shoes neva had too you feel me stay wit some exclusive’s…straight from da mall.. but it aint just dudes that be wearing fake kicks it be FEMALES too.. stop wearing fake kicks

  20. the real ghost 3000....dungeon family

    geese and the whole time i thought my family genes left us me with the small d!ck, now i kno why mines so small!

  21. Mr. Willson

    Got nothing to say about the shirts and models. Though it will break necks. So ladies, make sure your kick game is tight when you rock one of these. *lol*

    As for the posers and lames rockin’ fakes like they ‘speet hot fi-yah!':

    Get ya weight up. Get tha b*tch out ya system. Stop acting like you have ‘swagger’. The only thing you ‘speet’ is hot grabage…

    Yes, GRABage!

    Can’t stand fakes and the fakes that wear ‘em…

  22. Mr. Willson

    Yiszur! This shirt would mos def breaks some necks. Ladies, make sure your kick game is on point when you rockin’ one of these. *lol*

    As for the ‘fakes’ who wear ‘fakes': Get ya weight up and get the b*itch out ya system. YOU DO NOT HAVE SWAGGER. YOU HAVE GRABAGE!

    Yes, GRABage!!!

  23. TechNutt

    I’m just wondering…..did a 12 year old make this shirt? That top is so wack, it’s disgusting. I’m down for the LADIES to represent the shoe game, but I would straight up take a chick as a joke if she wore some moron ish like that. gimme a break

  24. that guy LOL @ having a hairstyle, similar to a nobody (pretty much), meaning you’re “trying” to be like someone. That hairstyle’s been around before you all and myself, even knew of a “Thing 1″ & “Thing 2.”

  25. atomic sushi

    These tees go for $30 a pop? How are you supposed to stop fake kicks if it would take this much to tell ‘em some weak ass quote? Nobody would waste their money just to say fake kicks suck. At least drop the price to $10

  26. justd3rd

    Funny but when I see fake sh!t that looks beeter that sh!t at footlocker,finishline,etc…. I think hmmmmmmm?????? Is it the hot pink and shinny sakeskin leather that makes them real? Or the $185 price tag that makes them real? Or the fact that no play basketball in them anymore, theyre all worried about the shirt that going to match their hot pink snakeskin fusion AF1xJordanxLebronx360 shoes.

  27. justd3rd

    Funny but when I see fake sh!t that looks better that sh!t at footlocker,finishline,etc…. I think hmmmmmmm?????? Is it the hot pink and shinny sakeskin leather that makes them real? Or the $185 price tag that makes them real? Or the fact that no one play basketball in them anymore, theyre all worried about the shirt that going to match their hot pink snakeskin fusion AF1xJordanxLebronx360 shoes.

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